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Friday, October 19, 2007
English homework:
Very simple this week,
I just want you all to write a short story about pigs.
Short story as in no more than 200 words. Simple huh?
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Once there was a pig named Bobby. He wanted to learn karate, but every time he asked the farmer he said: "karate pigs?! Who ever heard of such a thing?!" Bobby had watched TV and saw people doing karate, so he did his best to copy their every move.One day, a man named Bill went to adopt a pig. Too fat, he said as he passed one of the pigs. Too skinny, he said as he passed another pig. " That's the one I want!!"he cried when he saw Bobby doing karate. He quickly payed the farmer 1,000 dollars and took Bobby. "I think I'll call you Bobby Pork Chop," Bill said. "You're going to be a star!' he said, and Bobby did turn out to be a star.
There was a pig named Piggy. He was forced to go on a test to determine his fate. He compeleted the test with extrodinary skills. "Your results were extremely unbelieveable! You must join the side of the JediPigs and fight off the evil PigSiths!" shouted the leader of the JediPig council. "But why?" asked Piggy. "Your results are nothing I've ever seen before!" he told him as he pointed to the screen. "Come on, lets get going now," said the leader. Piggy followed him to a spaceship and went inside it. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5- "Wait a minute, where are we going?!" cried Piggy. 4, 3,- "To the JediPigs ship of course!" 2, 1- "WHAT!!!" 0, BLAST OFF! "AGHHHHH!"
-To be continued.
Eager to know what happens? Well, just leave a comment, and I'll be happy to post part II (when I get a chance to, of course)!
Once here was a boy called James. James used to have a happy family. But one day when the family was on the street, a crazy drunk driver killed his parents and left the nine years old child alone in the dark evil world. James became an ophan.
James had two aunties, Auntie Wire and Auntie Fatty. When they knew about the tragedy, they adopted James. They wanted him to be their slave, not only doing the housework, they made him sell matches. One day James sold none of the matches, The aunties were getting mad at him and threw him in the pig pen. James cried. When the pigs saw it, they asked James, "little boy, why are you crying?" James told them his story. A pig said to James, "come visit me tomorrow at 4:00a.m.!"
The next day, James really visited the pig pen at 4:00a.m. The pig told James to follow him. James followed the pig to a forest, next to a big truffle, the pig stopped.The pig told James to pick and sell the truffle. They went to the market and sold the truffle at a very good price. Since then, James kept picking and selling truffles for a few months and he saved a lot of money. Finally, James moved out from his cruel aunts' house. Although, James had to earn his own living, he lived happily ever after with the pig.
One day, a mother was setting up breakfast. Then Fern asked, "where is papa going with that ax?". His mother told her that last night that a pig was born in the farm and it was to little so he's going to kill it. "KILL IT", irtueiort
Once there was a pig that wanted to be a star. He lived in a farm in Saskatoon. He was a teenager pig. He was very mean and swear alot. But he still wanted to be a star. He had a pig family. He had a mother, and a father that was living with him. Everyday he would watch t.v. do alot of homework and help out around the barn. He always had A's in his report card. He goes to pigallarney. He always talk to his friends at recess that he wanted to be a movie star. But his teacher's said, "he will be a great movie star". Later on a few years longer his mom and dad died and he was a adult. So one day a few people came in to his house and said,"how would you be a star". He said, "yes". So he became a star and everybody liked him. He created a action movie that everone in town like. He was the richist pig in town. He was so happy in his life. But one problem was wrong. To Be Continued- if Henry let me to write another one.
Have you ever wondered what pigs do when they are left alone? This is the answer.
1. Have you ever heard noises in the hallway while you were in bed?That might be the pig crawling into the washroom so maybe you left your door unlocked.
2. How come no cars come to the countryside? Not because your place isn't important. It's because your pigs are blocking the cars from coming to MAKE you think that.
3.How come you have to grow your own food? Not because they don't care about you. It's because when they unload the food, the pigs quickly jump in to devour it all.
4.Why are new barns now made of concrete? Because the pigs steal ( or mostly hijack the cars)cars and crash it straight at the house. So if you live in a wooden barn you better becareful.......
5.Why are countryside cars very dirty? Don't even think that the farmers had made them dirty. It's because the pigs have gone to the "washroom" on their cars. So it's best for people who have garages to park tose cars in there!
that's all there is for this week! But stay tuned, Imight have some more interesting stuff next week. So see ya later!
One day a pig named pigster was born. He lived in a farm in a barn. One day he heard that owner built a machine called the pigatron 500. He told the other pigs about the news the pigs had to prevent the problem. One pig said to fire a missile at the owner another said to hijack their cars and crash them. The second day they said to blow up the owners house. The last one said to run over the house with a bulldozer. When the meeting was over pigster came up with a idea of flying away. The next day they started to build the plane they hijacked five car engines to power the plane. On theday when they were going to turn into pig pie they burst the roof and flew away. After the owner open the door and all the pigs were gone. He looked up and saw a pig throw him a stink bomb.
Once there was a pig called Fat. He wanted a 10000000 pizzas so he asked the farmer "can I have 10000000$ pizzas?"the farmer said 'no because it takes about a million dollars!!" . The next day the pig found a piece of paper that says u can win 10000000$!! it said u just need to win a food eating contest; he was so happy he did a double back flip.Later he asked the farmer can I go to the food eating contest,the farmer said "yes you may.",the farmer was planing a plot to take the 10000000$ for himself after his pig Fat won.The day came,it was the day of the contest,the food for the contest foods were fries,pepper,ham,potatoes,and dog poop. Fat ate all the things , Fat won the contest,just about the farmer was about to take the 10000000$ Fat farted a giant fart at the farmer.Fat took the money and went to buy 10000000 pizzas and he lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time there were three little pigs,who left their mother and father to see the world.All summer long,they playing games and having fun. Autumn came and it beganto rain.The three little pigs started to feel they needed a real home.They talked about what to do,but each decided for himself.The laziest pig wanted to builda straw hut."It will only take a day,"he said. The second little pig went in search of planks of wood.It took him two days to nail them together."That's not the way to build a house!"said the third little pig."It takes hard work to build a house that is strong enough to stand up to wind,rain,and snow,and most of all protect us from the wolf!"The days went by and the wisest little pigs house took shape,brick by brick. One day the big wolf came.He made the straw and wooden houses collapsed.Luckily, the wisest pig rapidly opened the door to his brothers.The pigs were so happy to see each other and the wolf went away.
There were three little pigs named Henry, Hasel, and Greatel. They were peaceful little pigs and they were very intelligent. They were a star but not a super star. I knew that they were very intelligent because I saw them build a house the correct way. I don't know how they learnt that but I saw them with my own two eyes building a house. Henry Built a straw house, Hasel built a wooden house, and Greatel built a brick house. One day this big bad wolf came and siad, "I'm so hungry that I can eat a horse right now. The big bad wolf saw the houses and saw a pig living in the house. I saw the big bad wolf go towards Herny's house. Before he can go knock on the door he sneezed. Ah ah chow! He blew the house away. He saw the pig, ran towards the pig and ate Henry up. Hasel and Gretal were next. Then the wolf went to Hasels house. This time he was more creative. He dressed up like Hasel's granda pretending to just vist her. But he did rune it. Gretal went over to Hasel's house without noticing the wolf. Then came in redriding hood noticing the wolf. But the wolf had a backup plan. they had no luck but the got eaten up.
Far,far away,in a galaxy that know one knows... There was a planet called Farm. Most creatures that lived there were animals.Still,there were some humans.One day,all the animals gathered around to see the new prince of planet Farm.The prince was a pig;and his name was Porky. All the animals knew that Porky was the worst animals to the humans.Then one day the humans made a plan to kill all the animals especially Porky. The war started.It took 7 days and 7 nights. The animals won. THE END
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Once there was a pig named Bobby. He wanted to learn karate, but every time he asked the farmer he said: "karate pigs?! Who ever heard of such a thing?!" Bobby had watched TV and saw people doing karate, so he did his best to copy their every move.One day, a man named Bill went to adopt a pig. Too fat, he said as he passed one of the pigs. Too skinny, he said as he passed another pig. " That's the one I want!!"he cried when he saw Bobby doing karate. He quickly payed the farmer 1,000 dollars and took Bobby. "I think I'll call you Bobby Pork Chop," Bill said. "You're going to be a star!' he said, and Bobby did turn out to be a star.
STAR WARS PIG WARS
Long ago, in a barn far, far away...
There was a pig named Piggy. He was forced to go on a test to determine his fate. He compeleted the test with extrodinary skills. "Your results were extremely unbelieveable! You must join the side of the JediPigs and fight off the evil PigSiths!" shouted the leader of the JediPig council. "But why?" asked Piggy. "Your results are nothing I've ever seen before!" he told him as he pointed to the screen. "Come on, lets get going now," said the leader. Piggy followed him to a spaceship and went inside it. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5- "Wait a minute, where are we going?!" cried Piggy. 4, 3,- "To the JediPigs ship of course!" 2, 1- "WHAT!!!" 0, BLAST OFF! "AGHHHHH!"
-To be continued.
Eager to know what happens? Well, just leave a comment, and I'll be happy to post part II (when I get a chance to, of course)!
English Homework 4
by Kipling Ng
Once here was a boy called James. James used to have a happy family. But one day when the family was on the street, a crazy drunk driver killed his parents and left the nine years old child alone in the dark evil world. James became an ophan.
James had two aunties, Auntie Wire and Auntie Fatty. When they knew about the tragedy, they adopted James. They wanted him to be their slave, not only doing the housework, they made him sell matches. One day James sold none of the matches, The aunties were getting mad at him and threw him in the pig pen. James cried. When the pigs saw it, they asked James, "little boy, why are you crying?" James told them his story. A pig said to James, "come visit me tomorrow at 4:00a.m.!"
The next day, James really visited the pig pen at 4:00a.m. The pig told James to follow him. James followed the pig to a forest, next to a big truffle, the pig stopped.The pig told James to pick and sell the truffle. They went to the market and sold the truffle at a very good price. Since then, James kept picking and selling truffles for a few months and he saved a lot of money. Finally, James moved out from his cruel aunts' house. Although, James had to earn his own living, he lived happily ever after with the pig.
One day, a mother was setting up breakfast. Then Fern asked, "where is papa going with that ax?". His mother told her that last night that a pig was born in the farm and it was to little so he's going to kill it. "KILL IT", irtueiort
This is my wrong comment look the one on the bottom!!!!!!
Once there was a pig that wanted to be a star. He lived in a farm in Saskatoon. He was a teenager pig. He was very mean and swear alot. But he still wanted to be a star. He had a pig family. He had a mother, and a father that was living with him. Everyday he would watch t.v. do alot of homework and help out around the barn. He always had A's in his report card. He goes to pigallarney. He always talk to his friends at recess that he wanted to be a movie star. But his teacher's said, "he will be a great movie star". Later on a few years longer his mom and dad died and he was a adult. So one day a few people came in to his house and said,"how would you be a star". He said, "yes". So he became a star and everybody liked him. He created a action movie that everone in town like. He was the richist pig in town. He was so happy in his life. But one problem was wrong. To Be Continued- if Henry let me to write another one.
Have you ever wondered what pigs do when they are left alone? This is the answer.
1. Have you ever heard noises in the hallway while you were in bed?That might be the pig crawling into the washroom so maybe you left your door unlocked.
2. How come no cars come to the countryside? Not because your place isn't important. It's because your pigs are blocking the cars from coming to MAKE you think that.
3.How come you have to grow your own food? Not because they don't care about you. It's because when they unload the food, the pigs quickly jump in to devour it all.
4.Why are new barns now made of concrete? Because the pigs steal ( or mostly hijack the cars)cars and crash it straight at the house. So if you live in a wooden barn you better becareful.......
5.Why are countryside cars very dirty? Don't even think that the farmers had made them dirty. It's because the pigs have gone to the "washroom" on their cars. So it's best for people who have garages to park tose cars in there!
that's all there is for this week! But stay tuned, Imight have some more interesting stuff next week. So see ya later!
RUN AWAY PIGS
One day a pig named pigster was born. He lived in a farm in a barn. One day he heard that owner built a machine called the pigatron 500. He told the other pigs about the news the pigs had to prevent the problem. One pig said to fire a missile at the owner another said to hijack their cars and crash them.
The second day they said to blow up the owners house. The last one said to run over the house with a bulldozer. When the meeting was over pigster came up with a idea of flying away. The next day they started to build the plane they hijacked five car engines to power the plane. On theday when they were going to turn into pig pie they burst the roof and flew away. After the owner open the door and all the pigs were gone. He looked up and saw a pig throw him a stink bomb.
Stay tuned for other part......
Once there was a pig called Fat. He wanted a 10000000 pizzas so he asked the farmer "can I have 10000000$ pizzas?"the farmer said 'no because it takes about a million dollars!!" .
The next day the pig found a piece of paper that says u can win 10000000$!!
it said u just need to win a food eating contest; he was so happy he did a double back flip.Later he asked the farmer can I go to the food eating contest,the farmer said "yes you may.",the farmer was planing a plot to take the 10000000$ for himself after his pig Fat won.The day came,it was the day of the contest,the food for the contest foods were fries,pepper,ham,potatoes,and dog poop. Fat ate all the things , Fat won the contest,just about the farmer was about to take the 10000000$ Fat farted a giant fart at the farmer.Fat took the money and went to buy 10000000 pizzas and he lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time there were three little pigs,who left their mother and father to see the world.All summer long,they playing games and having fun.
Autumn came and it beganto rain.The three little pigs started to feel they needed a real home.They talked about what to do,but each decided for himself.The laziest pig wanted to builda straw hut."It will only take a day,"he said.
The second little pig went in search of planks of wood.It took him two days to nail them together."That's not the way to build a house!"said the third little pig."It takes hard work to build a house that is strong enough to stand up to wind,rain,and snow,and most of all protect us from the wolf!"The days went by and the wisest little pigs house took shape,brick by brick.
One day the big wolf came.He made the straw and wooden houses collapsed.Luckily, the wisest pig rapidly opened the door to his brothers.The pigs were so happy to see each other and the wolf went away.
Happy Ending !!!
There were three little pigs named Henry, Hasel, and Greatel. They were peaceful little pigs and they were very intelligent. They were a star but not a super star. I knew that they were very intelligent because I saw them build a house the correct way. I don't know how they learnt that but I saw them with my own two eyes building a house. Henry Built a straw house, Hasel built a wooden house, and Greatel built a brick house. One day this big bad wolf came and siad, "I'm so hungry that I can eat a horse right now. The big bad wolf saw the houses and saw a pig living in the house. I saw the big bad wolf go towards Herny's house. Before he can go knock on the door he sneezed. Ah ah chow! He blew the house away. He saw the pig, ran towards the pig and ate Henry up. Hasel and Gretal were next. Then the wolf went to Hasels house. This time he was more creative. He dressed up like Hasel's granda pretending to just vist her. But he did rune it. Gretal went over to Hasel's house without noticing the wolf. Then came in redriding hood noticing the wolf. But the wolf had a backup plan. they had no luck but the got eaten up.
It's a bad ending though
Far,far away,in a galaxy that know one knows...
There was a planet called Farm.
Most creatures that lived there were animals.Still,there were some humans.One day,all the animals gathered around to see the new prince of planet Farm.The prince was a pig;and his name was Porky.
All the animals knew that Porky was the worst animals to the humans.Then one day the humans made a plan to kill all the animals especially Porky. The war started.It took 7 days and 7 nights. The animals won.
THE END
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